gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis

Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!

by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008

dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.

That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.

by NCJT May 19, 2016

pull a Goatee

Finding a sexual innuendo in everything

I'm coming.
That's what she said.
Did you just pull a Goatee on me?

by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

goated

an event or characteristic of someone. 1) when something awesome or unbelievable is occurring 2) when someone does something shocking (good) or amazing

Robit: Monkae you are so fun, you're literally goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.

by Chug_Dady420 October 15, 2019

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005