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Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
mugGet the Selena Gonadsmug.

gonads and strife

grrrr.......i wanted to add gonads and strife! Yeah check the website oot with weeeeeeee and my abbreviation is

"'NADS"
ahhhhh shizzle! Got me in the 'nads!
by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005
mugGet the gonads and strifemug.

Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."
"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!
by Rick March 1, 2005
mugGet the Gonad Groutmug.

gonad gooch glue

the white slimy goo that is oozed from the throbbing purple bellend flinching solid pulsating member (or prick stick) originating from the male clanger sack being spurted all over the area between the female cunt cave and anal cavity and being left to dry like glue..

"oh look hun!.. art attack is on tv!.. they`ve just erected a tower made from animal skin and pva glue... well lets try it ourselves shall we :-).. here`s one I erected earlier ;-) made of foreskin and gonad glue!"
gonad gooch glue cock muck boabie jiz
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 28, 2011
mugGet the gonad gooch gluemug.

gonad triad

a devils three-way but with 3 guys and no girls
That shemale tricked me into a gonad triad
by Silinrul December 13, 2012
mugGet the gonad triadmug.

Gonad Grenade

a loaded gun (usually a Glock) carried in the waistband in the front of your pants.
That gun is a gonad grenade, don't carry it above your nuts!
by Vladimir06363 October 13, 2010
mugGet the Gonad Grenademug.

gonad

go naw on diss cock plz.
person one: how big is your tip
ratchet male hoe: gonad
by ratchet male whore March 23, 2023
mugGet the gonadmug.

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