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Homersexual

An obsession with the Simpsons including acts like; Gaining 390lbs, Painting self yellow, burning off hair, and never aging.

Results in paralyzation, extreme brain damage, alcoholism, and death in young children ages 5 - 100
Spread your legs and feel my Homersexual.

Gomosexual 

Glutes masimusomos is someone who can pnly make love to butts. Short form as gomosexual.
All gays are gomosexuals.

Homersexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to characters from the show, The Simpsons.
Benny is a Homersexual because he is sexually attracted to Marge Simpson.

Gomosexual 

A made up sexuality due to the typo “gomophobis”.
I heard Addie is gomophobis.”
“No, she’s actually gomosexual. Haven’t you heard?”
Gomosexual by sillygooser June 1, 2021

Goonersexual 

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.
Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual
Goonersexual by Isago October 5, 2021

gumesexual

A person that is sexually attraced to Gumales.

These people are objectively the most attractive people in the world.
Have you heard that Markus is gumesexual? I love him! I'm a gumesexual too.
gumesexual by k1W1_M4ng0 June 3, 2022