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GTFITK

Abbreviation for "GET THE FUCK IN THE KITCHEN". Used when addressing a woman showing slight hesitation or rebellion against her duties as a conservative housewife, though the woman does not necessarily have to be married.

The phrase does not necessarily mean for the woman to actually get in the kitchen; however, it shows the woman her place in life.
Stacey: Feminist social tonight at the coffee shop! YAY

Steve: GTFITK
by the peach farmer October 16, 2010
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Goitress

Usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn't realise the goiter thinks she's a dumb ass. The goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. The Goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the Goiter of her vaginal disease. She has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn't like through text messaging. All contact to the Goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a Goiter through too much contact.
"That Goitress came over again and diseased me" "Oh My God, that Goitress is so fucking stupid!!"
by brandycandy July 25, 2006
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goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.
by haha April 23, 2003
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goditorium

A huge church that is usually baptist or non-denominational evangelical. The size of the church and of the parking lot might make some confuse it with an airport. It usually has a ton of money and a huge congregation willing to fork over money for whatever reason the pastor deems necessary. The church goers may seem brainwashed.
Did you see that new Goditorium off of highway 123? It must have like 10,000 members...
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
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goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.
A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove
by Admonium September 10, 2013
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Gorita

"I love Gorita!"
by seoshu May 19, 2020
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goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter
"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.
by scoobydingle July 5, 2021
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