guessometer

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

gesselle

Damn this is the most HOTTEST and classiest person in town. She can party up from 8 am to 2pm because there’s no such thing as sleep to her. She’s so beautiful and she’ll never fail in a fashion competition like, no one, and I mean NO ONE can side step this chick to the bottom. She’s a bit shy at first but she brings the party once she opens up to you. She may appear innocent to people at first but she is can soon be in a playboy model magazine in the future without anyone knowing.

She’s GREAT in bed and she can take it hard or slow no matter the tempo.

Gesselle has the most gorgeous smile on Earth which are mostly pared with a nice set of curves and perfect body proportions a man may want to hold. Just don’t forget boys, she’s a devil in disguise... so don’t think she’s just a bottom ;)
She’s smart, loves reading and drawing,(may have daddy issues) but neither less her skin is so silky smooth and she’ll LOVE to have you with her in bed some day.

“Girl is that Gesselle cause she’s so hot 🥵”
“Yea but I heard she’s reallyy great in bed”

by ~DADDYSGIRL~ January 19, 2020

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018

anyone's guess

To be of a questionable nature; something uncertain.

1) Exactly how someone as disorganized and ill-tempered as Joe got the job is anyone's guess.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Gressive

South East Pennsylvania slang for pissed off, irritable, and having a problem with everything and everyone. If someone is acting gressive, they'll be on edge and likely pop off really easy. Usually comes from being humiliated, embarrassed, judged, or just from a shitty day.

Originated from the word 'aggressive'

Jay got schooled by Jim yesterday so he's been acting all gressive.

by KUKT February 13, 2015

I Mean I Guess

A half-hearted yes, or simply agreeing with someone for the sake of responding.

Victor: If you say "I mean I guess," one more time, I swear I'll stop talking to you.
Kaylee: I mean I guess.

by Ultimate Salty Kitty Cunt July 6, 2016