gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 04, 2005

Gnats nuts

A very small matter or amount.

Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.

by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010

Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Gnat Capping

The act of one pulling back his foreskin then rubbing spit on the head of his cock and waiting for a gnat to land on his cock then pushing his foreskin forward to cap it.

I love to go gnat capping when i'm camping

by aka Outlaw May 29, 2011

gnat's crochet

gnat's balls

the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'

by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018

gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"

I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.

by Shaun M September 06, 2006