Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.
That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
by Al-katraz September 6, 2013
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by D-money/Rich-boy May 17, 2010
Get the Gnarshmallow mug.1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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"holy hannah, that boy has hugs gnads!"
"holy hannah, that boy has hugs gnads!"
by xxShaunnaxx July 12, 2006
Get the gnads mug.1. Another way of saying gnarly, used mostly to indicate that whatever happened was gnarlier than usual. A take off on Charles Barkley.
2. The musical group formed by Cee-Lo Green and DJ Dangermouse.
2. The musical group formed by Cee-Lo Green and DJ Dangermouse.
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by Erin Springer July 9, 2007
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Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.
Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.
Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
1. Dude 1 - "Dude, that fuckin' show last night was HARDCORE!
Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"
2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"
Dude - "Die motherfucker!"
*CrabcoreDouche falls to the floor, convulses, and lets out a last breath of agony before passing on to Hell to be Satan's little bitch.*
Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"
2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"
Dude - "Die motherfucker!"
*CrabcoreDouche falls to the floor, convulses, and lets out a last breath of agony before passing on to Hell to be Satan's little bitch.*
by The JMS December 11, 2011
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