Glump

An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form

I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.

by Bfrankaboutit August 18, 2022

glump

a combination of moody and down in the dumps and gloomy.

Jaida was all glump today.

by jaidakemper April 13, 2019

Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

by Mr. G. Lump August 23, 2023

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 02, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 07, 2024

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 26, 2020

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 29, 2024