Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

by Mr. G. Lump August 22, 2023

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022

Glump

The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.

How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.

by yeet yeet lick my feet April 13, 2019