gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

Gluing

The opposite of scissoring. Where two men jizz on each other's backs and then 96 until stuck together.

Damn, Gregg and Dan were gluing each other and I had to go to their house to peel them apart

by zach_the_kung_fu_panda September 8, 2019

Gruging off

leaving a conversation/call for no reason or just don't want to say

Man 1: I'm going to leave
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I'm Gruging off

by Godofindia February 16, 2020

glueing ducks

a game where two homies glue their dicks together and the first person to say a word other than quack loses

guy 1: "do ya see john and bill over there glueing ducks?"
guy 2: "kinda gay ngl"

by porpopulos September 30, 2022

Gruging

the act of molesting

He is gruging her!

by chlamydialydia May 10, 2023

Glugling

A gentleman who gargles a frothy mix of spunk & period blood to clear his sinuses, when blocked in the Balearic Islands

Donald is a pure glugling

by Stegner March 13, 2024

gluzing

Taking a hot dog and gagging your self vomiting with said hot dog and shoving up your ass then shitting it into someone mouth and repeating the process

Me and Matt were gluzing Saturday night cause I was craving hotdogs

by Sigmaboy38 January 28, 2025