gluck and fuck

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh

Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.

by skyscraper0102 March 17, 2023

Gluck-Gluck 3000

The Gluck-Gluck 3000 is a more powerful way of sloppy toppy

Random dude: did you get the Gluck-Gluck 3000?
Another dude: yeah my sister gave it but I got AIDS

by YeahItsEvan_ March 24, 2022

Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercut

It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.

When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.

by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020

gluck gluck

When you pour a drink from a bottle (typically an alcohol bottle), and you pour so much of the alcohol that it makes the sound "gluck gluck gluck."

Stanley was making himself a vodka tonic drink, and he said, "this is going to be really strong. I didn't stop until I heard at least five gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck's."

by hayliejeaux03 January 14, 2017

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020

Gluck gluck

"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.

Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2020

Gluck Gluck

From the Podcast/Show "Call Her Daddy" Means when a chick is down to suck your cock. I mean if you didn't know that then your a dumb ass cock sucker A.K.a "Gluck Gluck". So if you need more help with definitions go and follow --> @CaptivateByAlek & @FullsendAlek for help.

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by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019