sludge gloom

Sludge Gloom

Noun
1 Existential ennui induced by the emotionally deadening nature of contemporary working life.

2 Glasgow-based avant-grunge quartet. Powerful dystopian post-rock; a catharsis for those afflicted by feelings of sludge gloom.

Patient: I've been feeling bogged down lately, but I can't quite put into words why.

Doctor: Sorry to hear that. I can see from your slumped demeanor, thousand-yard stare that you are suffering from the phenomenon known as sludge gloom.

by sludgegloom February 27, 2023

Gutter gloom

adj. To feel sad, bummed out or down in the dumps when one has finished a really great book.

"In the last chapter of Johnny Got His Gun I developed Gutter gloom."

by Maddog McMann December 30, 2016

Gloom Room

A term used to describe a room full of company fucks during a negotiation.

Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!

by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023

Zoom gloom

That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.

I can't attend your Sex Party - I've got Zoom Gloom.

by yell_yelley April 24, 2020

Doom And Gloom

The current events on modern news.

Girl- Did you see about the wall trump built?
Boy- I hardly ever watch doom and gloom anymore.

by Dramioneship May 26, 2020

June Gloom

When someone talks shit all spring about pool season coming up and staying single, but as soon as June rolls around they jump into a new relationship and are lost for the summer.

Damn guys, Logan sure talks a big game during spring time but he seems to get June Gloom every summer. It's like a sad endless cycle.

by Pervian Fine June 05, 2014

Doom and Gloom

Rhyming slang for Zoom. Especially when describing the joyless form of communication with other people via video call rather than in person.

Person A: Shucks, I cannot wait until we can actually meet again in person.
Person B: I know, it sucks, I guess we'll have to arrange a call on the old Doom and Gloom?
Person A: Doom and Gloom?
Person B: Yep, Doom and Gloom - Zoom.

by Burakami November 25, 2020