Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away

Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!

by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Gary Glitter

Former UK Glam Rock God but now a sad bald old pervert with a liking for little girls especially Asian ones ,Awaiting Trial in Vietnam.

Q:What does Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
A:They Both Come in little yellow Boxes

by ayermaw April 10, 2006

Glitter Herpes

Meaning 1: Finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.

Meaning 2: Finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.

I have glitter herpes on my ear, what the hell, that rave was a week ago.
OMG I totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.

by Divagoth December 21, 2010

glitter biscuit

Very decorative fecal matter, often the result of consuming large quantities of children's toothpaste.

Oh man, I can't believe I ate that entire tube of toothpaste earlier. I just pushed out a huge glitter biscuit.

by A Pancake September 5, 2007

Glitter Bitch

A girl who dress in tight sparkly clothing, can usually be seen on a college campus. PINK sweats by day, Glitter top 5 sizes too small at night.

"Oh my God, look at that pack of glitter bitches over there"
"Gross"

by Kailahanna July 12, 2012

glitterfit

Being so mad and disgruntled at something that you throw a fit, but you are still great, so you get glitter. But what you're mad at doesn't. Usually used by gay males.

My friend borrowed my favorite shirt and never gave it back. I threw a freaking glitterfit.

I threw a glitterfit when my parents said I couldn't throw a party.

*Throws up hands in disgust* Glitterfit.

by tigertails February 24, 2014