glielmi

A really hot girl that you have no shot at hooking up with (usually blond, with a perfect body and beautiful face).

Yo man, what about that girl over there?

Dude, it's a glielmi, don't waste your time.

by BatmanRAM January 19, 2010

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Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan all of a sudden starts rooting for the best team in the league, and then makes excuses as to why it should be okay for them to change teams.

Can you believe Nate glidewelled the Braves?

by Willie Fisterguts February 10, 2021

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Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher

Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*

by I say stuff March 19, 2021

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An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

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Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.

"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"

by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010

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