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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

pea tear griffin

a pea
a tear
and a griffin

my name is uh uh (looks at a pea)
pee-
uh uh (see a tear of someone crying)
pee tear
uh uh (flying griffin comes by)
pea tear griffin that's right peter griffin... uh crap

by Trannol July 27, 2006

Glifting

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.

'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'

by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015

Griffined

The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science

"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"

by mynameismudd August 21, 2012

Andy Griffith

Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.

You can always count on Andy.

by ATW August 18, 2005

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009