Glen

He sucks at football and can’t run

Mom:who’s that?

Player: that’s Glen

by bdjcifeidnd April 17, 2020

Glens

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

glenned

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

Glenning - The act whilst being under took

A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning

I was right in with that tasty tart til that fat fucker over there glenned me

by Hairspray August 3, 2006

Glen

The literal best. He is that one person that started your life off right but suddenly disappears. He's pretty adorable if you ask me. He has a hard time expressing his emotions and sometimes he just needs a friend that understands him. It's rare for a Glen to be close to you and he has only 1-5 close friends. He may be nice to you but on the inside, he can have a deep hatred for you. Glen waits for a girl to make the first move because he's scared of rejection. He has amazing friends and family.

Boy: Is that Glen? I haven't seen him in years!
Girl: Yeah, that is him! He's still as cute as I remember.
Boy: You know I'm your boyfriend right?

by AnonymousButterflyy April 30, 2022

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012

glen bui

To build oneself up only to then disappoint. As in when leaving a cheap tip at a restaurant.

'Damn dude he said he was going to give me a fat tip.'

'That dude just totally Glen Bui'd you!'

by Puppetmaster34 March 23, 2014