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Gnarshred

Combining the words gnar and shred to create an even more astounding, yet a more formidable and imposing, adjective than either of the two primordial words it bastradized unto itself.

Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.

Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
1. Dude 1 - "Dude, that fuckin' show last night was HARDCORE!

Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"

2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"

Dude - "Die motherfucker!"

*CrabcoreDouche falls to the floor, convulses, and lets out a last breath of agony before passing on to Hell to be Satan's little bitch.*
by The JMS December 11, 2011
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Gnarshralp

To shralp the gnar. To shred deep, steep powder when skiing whilst dropping huge cliffs.
I chickened out but saucerboy gnarshralped it!
by King of Mars January 7, 2013
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glarse

Oi mate, wann' buy a glarse?
by euchre April 27, 2006
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glasshouse

1970s Chevy Impala 2dr with large sloping glass rear window
dang man i wanted a drop but all i could afford was this hooptie glasshouse
by gassmaster May 1, 2006
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glasshouzin

when something is so clean, so fresh, and so smooth, that it causes the same effect as a glass house (shining unbelievably)
i cleaned my car and it looked so fresh, it was glasshouzin
by amy ice January 1, 2008
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Garshnit

1.A hybrid when a penguin rapes a panda and it comes out a kitten.

2.A loser or someone who pisses you off.

3.someone who was given birth to from their mother being raped.

4. First offencive word that comes to mind when insulting someone.
I saw an amazing documentary on discovery channel last night a penguin raped this panda and then a kitten came out it fucking moved me!

Person 1:You are such a...a...a garshnit!
Person 2 wow I am so offended you probably just made that up.

I prefer not to talk about the fact that I am a garshnit.
by Crick&Ivy!! July 8, 2009
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Gearsh

Learning music gear from a local musician instead of buying it.
Aspiring Musician: "I want to learn how to play Piano, but I'm too broke to get my own piano"

Mr. Gearsh : "You don't need to buy a Piano, just gearsh it."
by Mr.Gearsh June 17, 2018
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