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Gaperoni

While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.
y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!
by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011
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the Giver

A great book. Takes place sometime in the future, in a utopia. This community has no diversity or difference among its residents. Later it is realized to be a dystopia, for the way they "release" (execute) some of the citizens, for population control reasons. (Oops! Did I just spoil it? Sorry!)
Jonas, a member of the community, is chosen to work under the Giver. He is a man who stores all memories of sadness and strife. Later in the book, he tries to reform the community by running away, releasing all his kept memories, so the citizens can learn from them.
1.
"Dude! The Giver movie's gonna come out in 2011!!!"

2.
-"The Giver is the worst book ever."

-"Have you ever read it?"

-"Pft. Who reads? LOL!"

3. "Jonas turns me on."
by Yukie February 25, 2009
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gaper

A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.
1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
by Abe W January 5, 2006
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Tree Giver

A corkscrew like spin with a flipping motion, also can be preformed on women
dude he just did a tree giver to that jump
by Fresh Tramp Tricks June 27, 2011
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Pussy Giver

A woman who freely has sex with 3 or more men individually within 24 hours.
Carlton accused his wife of being a pussy giver.
by Freedom Ryder January 8, 2009
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Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.
Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.
by twojoints September 9, 2010
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giver

Givin it 110%. Givin it yer all. Goin as hardcore as could possibly be imagined.
"Whadya plan to do with your life?"
"Well....I'm just gonna go out there and giver!"

Fubar!!
by Gib November 12, 2003
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