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Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009
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gherkin

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles
Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin
by Banjo September 19, 2004
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gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals
- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!
by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007
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Gorkel

A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.
Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.
by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013
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Ghourkis

the Aussie term for someone who is so ridiculous you are lost for words
look at that ghourkis bloke walking his kangaroo
by Holden Ute June 6, 2017
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Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
by Spartacusss February 18, 2009
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Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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