The Ghetto Strip

A nine mile long strip from Tilton, Illinois to Georgetown, Illinois. Several video poker gaming parlors have opened up in an already financially depressed area. Along with a few massage parlors, video poker signs and LED lights everywhere give off a trashy vibe to make you feel like you're in the ghetto of Las Vegas.

Hey Brad, I just got my SSI check! Do you want to go hit the machines and strike it rich?

Hell yeah! Let's go to The Ghetto Strip! The buy here, pay here lot can get my car payment next week!

by Gummy bear sex January 13, 2018

ghetto stock trading

Exchanging food stamps for a lower cash value.

He gave me a hunnert dollas of food stamps fo fitty.

Yo man. That's some ghetto stock trading

by screeb1 February 19, 2010

ghetto seal

A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.

Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

ghetto sign language

A sassy woman in an argument who uses her hands to describe everything you're doing wrong.

Michael: I heard you and Natasha got in a fight.
Chris: Yeah, you know you've pissed a girl off when she starts using ghetto sign language

by #Ashtag January 16, 2015

ghetto solutions

It’s when you make do with what you have.

(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions

by Derpderpdud_2788 August 1, 2017

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

ghetto spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 25, 2006