When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals
by HungoverDave April 1, 2015
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 20, 2007
A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
by alexw January 18, 2008
Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.
by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017
The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"
Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
by Hydrated May 14, 2010
Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
by DasWonton September 19, 2018
Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
by bsffreak May 28, 2008