Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.

"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."

by anonymous October 11, 2023

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

glitterdicking

1. Decoration of the male genitalia in a flamboyant and gaudy manner
2. Euphemism for horseplay or reckless behavior

1. "My girlfriend is getting all vajazzled so I'm totally glitterdicking it"
2. "Hey you guys, quite glitterdicking around and get back to the huddle!"

by Rake Plankspeed July 6, 2011

Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.

I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.

by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013

gietered

Bieng jacked up or under the influence of cocaine or crystal meth.

I havnt done blow in a hot minute, lets get gietered tonight!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

Glitterdick

A dick with glitter on the dick and balls to make you feel like a unicorn when sitting on the galaxy full of stars. Usually a big dicked white male will endup with the glitter dick after the black female enjoys the milky white cum in her pussy.-dad

" awwwww shit, fuck off glitterdick"

by Not today feminism July 24, 2018

Guttered

When someone, as an act of bullying and/or prank, shoves another guy's head in a head without consent.

Yo, did you see Ryan get guttered the other day?! That shit was wild, nigga!

by ShutUpBob January 30, 2020