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canadian geese

Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.
When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.
by Space Bars April 3, 2017
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Geese Man

Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.
Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*
by Alios735 December 3, 2020
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Geeks + Gamers

The worst fucking YouTube channel on the planet. They only talk about politics in movies and SJWs, they also constantly make Hate videos about the actress Brie Larson because they can’t get any pussy so they probably jerk off to her. There famous for there avengers Infinity war video. There also man baby’s and bitch about Woman being in movies because there man baby’s and jealous that those Woman are more stronger than them. There fans are also pussys!!!!!!
“Hey, do you watch Geeks + gamers?”

“No?”

“Good! Because there channel is for simps”
by Hillbilly23 April 20, 2020
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geebwar

Me: You geebwar
Ged: Wiiiiishaaaaa
by Spencor August 8, 2006
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Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.
Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 8, 2012
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Freaks and Geeks

In the tradition of the show a freak is a person associated with bad scholastic habits, drug use, sex, rock and roll, and the other fun things in life... while maintaining the fact that they have no future.

A geek is a person with excellent scholastic habits, drug free, D+D playing, and virtually invisible to the opposite sex because they're just too nerdy to be popular. These are the successful people of the future.
The geeks watched a porno tape given to them by a freak because they thought it would teach them about women... that's the difference between freaks and geeks.
by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006
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geeble

The stain left on a pillow, sheet, pyjamas, teddy bear or side of one's face by dribbling in one's sleep.
by zeb zotop April 16, 2010
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