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Garretts can be the most genuine, kind guy you meet or the biggest asshole in the world. Usually the former. He is hilarious and talented. Loyal and intelligent. Great taste in all forms of entertainment, but acts condescending about it. He has adorable crazy hair and blue eyes that see right through people. Very indecisive. Comes off nerdy but still manages to get all the girls. Caution: you may fall in love. This would be very unfortunate because you could ruin the best friendship of your life. Note: you will often find Garretts around Daniels. He strongly dislikes the nickname Garebear.
"He's so mezmerizing." Girl one
"Yeah, totally a Garrett." Girl two
Garrett by losrsoulunfooled August 30, 2013
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An amazing person. He's smart funny and good lookin. He is misunderstood. He is a badass on the outside and a gentle caring sweet person on the inside, he has a dark but outright hilarious sense of humor. He is himself and doesn't care what people think. If you ever find a garrett keep him you'll be glad you did.
Garrett by Dankdawg2.0 November 21, 2017
A garel is similar to a girl, but when pronounced correctly using a slight Welsh accent (and when used effectively to diffuse any number of awkward social situations), people will, by and large, like you more and be more receptive to your ideas.
“Hey fine-lookin’ garel, you’re lookin more precious than a twelve-dollar clam!”
garel by Squeezy McLevington October 12, 2009

Gareth Keenan 

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?
Gareth Keenan by Jace March 25, 2005
Mike is a Garen. Almost every time he goes shopping, he summons the store manager.
Garen by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.
"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"
Gareth Rees Chat by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013