iPhone Gayness

A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents

Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.

by stud0987 August 2, 2012

cock'doud gaynee

an intensely gay sit/kneel consisting of a piercing 'homo-eye' and quite frequently, a silly bum shift to the left.

Haha! Check out that Mike guy's cock'doud gaynee!

by The Jesster December 29, 2007

gaytoe

i actually started this word in 2002 at my school and it means kelvin cato, a basketball player, but hes gay so we combined it to make fun of every one

#2. a faggot

you freaking gayto get the hell out of here

by dave moore July 3, 2003

Gayness

The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.

*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."

by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009

Fetal Gayness

One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.

Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.

by Mark Mendez July 12, 2006

Gaynocide

A deliberate conspiracy plotted by many jobless psychopaths aimed at extermination of gay people worldwide, to cleanse this world of the LGBT filth.

Eg. : We must do a Gaynocide here anytime soon. It's our duty to protect the community of this homosexuals

by Yd'youCare December 22, 2021

hobo gayness

A homeless person getting temporarily gay just to get something to drink or eat.

Borat just did his "hobo gayness" thing to get some more booze.

by faglord-thereal June 2, 2011