girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008

garth

Fairly direct with his intentions and in dealing with people. Not one to beat around the bush. Thinks that the truth will set you free no matter how hard it is to hear. Usually associated with music in some form. Very connected with everything because he believes all is connected.

Garth's honesty is brutal, but at least he tells the truth.

by analomus February 4, 2010

nick gauthier

Owner of the chin mole.

I nick gauthier condemn you to the deepest darkest pits of my chin mole

by Johnnygat59 December 9, 2013

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Garhi

A species of Australopithecine that has a brain capacity of 450cc, and a fun name to pronounce.

Garhi is a fun word to say... SURPRISE!!!

by fzztr June 12, 2008

Goofy Gartic Gamers

a social very fun very positive group shut down by youtube in late july 2021 consisted of members known as: SirDank,Faint_signal,spanisharmanda,ukraine kid,noodleguy67, a australian person i forgot roblox name of

theyre modern day group on roblox is known now as The Minions MC

feel free to join.
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wow goofy gartic gamers are really great yt channelers

by esskayninedee December 8, 2021