Garfield

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat

1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe

by Shmoy May 14, 2006

GARFIELD

A fat cat/pussy

Boy... You see that pussy print? That bitch a Garfield!!

by H2OKZ May 18, 2019

Garfield

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

by L0R1 December 9, 2020

Garfield

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.

“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”

by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022

Garfield

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.

Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)

by SuperM789 January 27, 2019

Garfield

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

by Dr. President January 10, 2006

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.

Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging

by V. Guerrilla January 21, 2011