One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.
"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
by Eric Clay January 15, 2015
Get the Chode Gargler mug.Someone that partakes in pulling off incredibly stupid stunts, convinced by their peer pressuring friends and their cheap wagers.
"I bet you 5 dollars you won't shove this cheese sandwich up your ass."
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"
by V_ronica August 2, 2009
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A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Get the Gamblers Special mug.The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.
Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.
by TCuneo September 27, 2011
Get the gamblers math mug.Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
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