by The don 4 ya mom March 20, 2022
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I ate GARBANZO BEENS last week, and now I need a fan on my @$$ to stay in range with somebody within 50 feet!
by That Bum May 24, 2005
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noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.
to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.
to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!
by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007
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Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.
Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
by billshredder December 1, 2016
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That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.
That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.
by Caiman1 November 9, 2013
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