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gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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Gravios

The super-sized incarnation of evil and doom into the world of Monster Hunter. A monster that you'd never want to fight against.
That Gravios just blew my pants off!
by MHPlaya December 31, 2009
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Garafied

Getting out of a situation by utilizing the intelligence of an elderly ginger.
The only way Cindy would let me sleep with her was if I ate her asshole. The problem was soon Garafied when I agreed to do it in the shower.
by FarArse June 29, 2011
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Graviti

-A painting or Graffiti but on the ground
- An artist who draws graffiti on the ground
-Look at that artist he is drawing an amazing painting on the ground
- Yes this is a famous gravitti and this is his last piece of work (graviti)
by ASYSN April 15, 2020
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adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
by dwied August 11, 2009
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fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.
I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.
by volume4 July 28, 2005
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gravitation

The act of loving someone for who they are and as a "person", rather than going by gender or age. Not to be confused with the act of being gay, a lesbian, bisexual, or a pedophile. For example, a male person who is in gravitation would be in love with another particular male, but would not necessarily be attracted to males generally. This act is sometimes defined as "a straight person in love with another person who just happens to be the same gender" or "people who are attracted to other people with no restrictions on image, age, gender, or external features, and instead personality."
"Though Henry was attracted to women, he found himself falling for his good friend Charlie."

"It was gravitation: I fell in love with a person who just happened to be the same gender as I."

"Melissa was romantically attracted to Nicole because of her personality, but was not attracted to other women."

"I'm not gay, but I've been in gravitation before."

"Jason didn't consider himself bi because it wasn't a person's gender that interested him, it was their personality."

"You can fall in love with a man, but not be attracted to any other men."

"Though he was never attracted to young women, he fell in love a girl half his age because of her wit and sense of humor."
by MarlyMarlyMarly January 15, 2006
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