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Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Garlic Bread

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread
by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019
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Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
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garlic rub

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.
This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.
by sirChop December 7, 2006
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Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.
Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!
by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019
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Garlic Girl

A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
"We went on our honeymoon to Gilroy because she's a Garlic Girl"
by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021
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Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
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