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Glooping

The act of having Gloop seemingly secrete from the tips of your fingers. The leading cause of Jam Hands, Glooping leaves everything smudged and sticky when touched by the infected. Most common in small children and the really obnoxious.
Matt: "Why is my iPod all sticky?!"

Evan: "Sorry, my fingers are glooping..."
by fingerblaster69 March 25, 2010
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Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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galloping asshole

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.
Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.
by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006
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Galloping Gut Buster

When having sex, you decide to mix it up. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... Galloping Gut Buster. Similar to the raspberry torpedo.
Jamie: What's wrong Linda?
Linda: Ian did the galloping gut buster last night.... it hurts so much!
by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009
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galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear
i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot
by cunning linguist October 20, 2003
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galloping

Wow Lucy and Dracula were totally galloping in that movie.
by Alex Delarge December 10, 2016
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glooping

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped
what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out
by devilboy December 2, 2004
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