G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

mexican g-string

Where you put your dick between your legs and up your ass like a g-string. Often used to plug the anus.

I forgot underwear today I had to pull a mexican g-string

by Snapper fish November 25, 2013

T.U.M.E.G.

(tü'mâg)noun: Stands for Totally Underground Master of Electronic Gaming, or one who plays videogames 24/7

"Sam beat me at Gears last night"
"Yeah, he's such a fucking T.U.M.E.G."

by DUB4444 May 23, 2008

Mevan G

An extremely awesome, and extremely sexy Sri Lankan! a A much better version of Kevin "G" Gnapoor from mean girls. The easiest way of identifying said "Mevan G" is to check his nipples. If his hands are on his nipples, you have found one. But becareful, the G is silent when he sneaks through the door, and makes love to your woman on the bathroom floor. And he doesn't play like shaggy, you will know it was him, cuz next time you see her, she'll be like, "ohhhhhh Mevan G!!!!!!!!!"

Liz: "Did you hear about the lady who cheated on her husband?"
Rob: "yeah!! And her husband was in the house!"
Liz: "I know!! How did he not hear or see?"
Rob: "They were in the bathroom!"
Liz: "But he had to have heard him walk in the house! Right?"
Rob: "I bet it was a Mevan G!!!!"

by rcruz930 September 27, 2010

Merari G

Merari is a fun loving person. She is her own personality. She walks in the room and all the eyes on her she's so beautiful. Some people say she's a Heather. She has a great sense of humor and loves art and probably Harry Potter. Her favorite actor of all time is Tom Felton. They tend to have hair like narcissa but it's usually a little darker. They're amazing dancers . Merari's can be a little crazy sometimes when it comes to taking care of their best friends, and family. Overall Maria is a great person and word of advice never make them upset.

Girl 1"Merrari G is my best friend and I go to dance with her"
Girl 2 " you could dance with Merari G I heard she's really good."

by Natty619 May 12, 2021

G'd out with my meat out

A phrase similar to : rock out with my cock out or hang out with my wang out.. This term is for gangsters...It is used to suggest that your going to go out and let loose and have sex with any girl that is down... It can also be used in a literal form all you have to do is go hang out with people and take your penis out. This phrase was originated in Virginia Beach VA the home of the true players.

Bro! I haven't got laid for a week .. Tonight I'm gonna be G'd out with my meat out.

by P-young July 28, 2012

Melissa G

A very lovely girl residing in the city of Fridley, Minnesota.

"Damn! you know that melissa G? she is one hell of a girl!"

by Nels Dos October 18, 2008