Go Guardian
a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.
Go Guardian by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020
blind guardian
Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.
blind guardian by Karth June 30, 2004
Blind Guardian
"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"
"Dude...ever hear of BG?"
"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"
"Dude...ever hear of BG?"
"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"
Blind Guardian by Mabus November 9, 2003
Guardian Reader
Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
Guardian Reader by cocksuckah December 14, 2010
the golden guard
the golden guard by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021
Barney-guarding job
A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
Barney-guarding job by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007