futum

Noun-- A term pioneered by Frank Zappa in one of his interviews. Nobody really knows what a futum is, but as far as his fans can tell, a futum is most likely:

-A child or the amalgamation of a society's thoughts or ideas
-The center of attention
-Interviewee
-Fetus

It is widely debated amongst the uneducated Zappa fans. There's most likely a past reference or use of the term which we may have missed in one of his songs, but as far as the Zappa fandom can tell, it's merely the result of him living with a bioweapon engineer.

"Whether you like it or not, I am your futum!"

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

Fuzzumz

The stuffed bear dee-dee from dexter's labrotory lost in episode #57. She goes crazy and forces Dexter to find it.

Dee Dee continuously murmurs in a dazed voice: "Fuzzumz...Fuzzumz...Fuzzumz..." until she finds the loved bear.

by Banana April 16, 2005

fuzuss

a very slang term for a gay person who prefures to suck ball hairs

im a fuzuss

by i am the one who is called i am May 20, 2003

Funumentary

A documentary that is fun, lighthearted, upbeat...or doesn't otherwise make you feel sad.

The King of Kong was a great funumentary. I was laughing my ass off!

by HeatedGoods February 27, 2011

fubumble

verb - To mix up the words in a spoken sentence and still kinda make sense. This occurs most often after 4:20.

1. "I'm gonna stop at Dick Monalds, you want a burger?, wow I just fubumbled that."

2. "Wrench me that hand", instead of "Hand me that wrench."

by Smob Bith March 23, 2011

Fuzuki

An asshole and an utter disappointment

Wow that guy is a Fuzuki!

by Scarlett and Wynn and Penelope January 8, 2020

National FuzzMan Day

November 3rd The day you celebrate the man himself Fuzzman. Grab your weed and beer kick back maybe do some psychedelics . Listen to some music and vibe.

national fuzzman day: the day were none gives a fuck about anything

by FuZzwoman420 March 8, 2021