by Straka August 25, 2008
Get the Fuxing mug.1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
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Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.
- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!
- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.
- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!
- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.
- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!
by trikespotter November 26, 2011
Get the Funting bastich mug.Hey my pager broke ; do you want to fext for a little tonight , it’s been forever since I rubbed one out over a freshly printed sheet of paper ; no honey I really don’t feel like fexting tonight , plus I need to print a paper and I don’t know if I have enough ink .
by Charles David sacramento December 14, 2017
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Get the FUXKING ADORABLE mug.when you try to seem popular by pretending to be texting on your phone (usually to impress the opposite sex or to avoid conversation).
by Richard Zucker October 17, 2009
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