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Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.
"This house is a real Fixer Upper."
by DJ April 25, 2005
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Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.
"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"
by Lizzy D December 3, 2007
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Fuerza Regida

a motherfucking fire ass michoacán group that plays trap corridos. with group members Jesus Ortiz Paz, Samuel Jamiez, Khrystian Ramos, José Garica. puro fuerza regida guëy
ay foo vamos al concierto de fuerza regida esta noche con la morras. vamos anda pedo 🤪
by estoypeda February 17, 2020
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Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.
Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.
by J Snow February 5, 2010
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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fuxed up

When you are under the influence of both marijuana and alcohol, the cross-buzz.
After four joints and half a handle of vodka, I was so fuxed up.
by BigPapaD April 7, 2010
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Fixer

1. A person who makes arrangements for people, especially illegally or deviously.
2. (Journalism) A local hired by a foreign journalist, often as a translator and guide, and often helps the journalist gain access to interviewees and stories.

3. A chemical used in film photography that keeps the picture from fading.

4. A person or thing that fixes; repairs.
5. A substance used to fasten or secure in place.
"Unfortunately the journalist's fixer in Afghanistan was killed by the Taliban before we could reach him."
by Amanrock February 29, 2016
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