Fursonapod

A podcast that dives deep into the heart and soul of the Furry Fandom. It is lead by host Xiath the Foxote, Co-Host Rainstar the Cheetah, Co-Host Zaaz the Skunk, and Co-Host Shadow the Wusky! It produces a clean and all-audience friendly show that must not be missed!

Did you catch the last episode of Fursonapod?

Yeah man! Rainstar got fired 7 times!

by FurryFan 1234 November 11, 2010

FTSOF

For the sake of fuck.

FFS = "for fuck's sake", NOT "for fuck sake".

And, "for fuck's sake" = "for the sake of fuck". Just as "for Pete's sake" = "for the sake of Pete", or "for goodness' sake" = "for the sake of goodness".

Stop typing "for fuck sake", FTSOF!

by The Spelling Fairy October 23, 2009

fussocking

fat and hard to handle

My dog is so fussocking.

by stephaniedawn May 3, 2010

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017