fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.

This place is a total fustercluck.

by monsieur dude October 2, 2008

Fosterisation

The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.

"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"

by BigGayDave November 9, 2008

Flustered

Shocked and embarrassed, or shy

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed”

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”

by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022

Flustered

Embarrassed or blushing

“The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”

by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021

sophie foster

Sophie foster is the main character in he Keeper of the lost cities series. She is currenly in a love triangle between Fitz vacker and Keefe sencen. Sophie is very loyal and smart. She is mostly oblivious to the boys who like her, and she is very talented.

Wow. you are such a sophie foster.

by tobyCajunCat April 15, 2017

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Foster Stop

A "Foster Stop" is a commonly used term in Alaska law enforcement that has its roots from a particular individual that has difficulty being on time to work. This technique has now spread across the ranks and is occurring frequently. This infamous and often practiced technique occurs when an officer is running undeniable late for work and therefore must stop a motorist to justify being tardy. However, a true Foster Stop occurs within 3-5 minutes of the time the officer is supposed to be at work and they are at least 10 minutes away. Generally, the offense for which the motorist is stopped is very minor and does not result in a citation. This does relieve the officer of any penalties had they been late and in turn has likely made the well prepared motorist that had been stopped late for their job.

As could be expected, this practice is frowned upon by other, more prepared employees who were able to make it to work on time. Any time an officer conducts this type of blasphemous stop, others immediately call out "Foster Stop" and shake their heads in utter disappointment.

(Tim) Man it's like 6:58, where the hell is Foster at?!?

Garble garble garble.....traffic stop....Garble garble garble

(Joe) You have got to be freakin kidding me!! He is 15 minutes away and just stopped somebody. He would have never made it on time.

(Tim) yup, he just did a Foster Stop.....well at least he won't be late now.......

(Joe) shaking his head in disappointment.

by iWitness February 7, 2013