at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

by DC NORML April 2, 2015

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

Achievement First

Lame ass school that needs to be shut down. DO NOT GO HERE, BY ANY MEANS‼️ The teachers, cuticular, and whole school is shitty, lame af😐

You go to Achievement First? That’s mad dayroom😭

by Ldd😉 June 24, 2019

It looked at me first

When a guys bulge is very noticeable in a tiktok video either on purpose or accidentally and it makes its self very apparent

“Omg did you see Tyler’s new tiktok I don’t think he saw his bulge showing”
“It looked at me first”

by GayKitty July 29, 2020

Firstfag

Someone who comments on a video, blog post, or another piece of internet media before anyone else with the word "First!!!" or some variation of the phrase. Most of the time, the person is very excited for this pointless achievement and is looked down on by the population of the internet with brain cells.

Collegehumor has posted a new video.

Person One: "FIRST! F@$K YEAH!"

Person Two: "Congrats, you win the Dumb Ass Award Firstfag."

by Supersane101 August 16, 2010

Humanity First

A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.

Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"

Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."

Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"

Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"

# Humanity First

by HeatSignature April 24, 2018