furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

furniture movers by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

padded-furniture generation 

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

padded-furniture generation by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

Ikea furniture by Lobzer July 5, 2019

furniturize

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

furniturize by RDPhalen December 24, 2010

faece furniture 

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

faece furniture by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

painting the deck furniture 

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

painting the deck furniture by h-dub July 28, 2004

moving the furnature 

having noisy sex in another room

oh addison and joe are upstairs moving the furnature

moving the furnature by bjorn b December 31, 2005