Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. May 13, 2018

Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 14, 2006

funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

by anonymous May 13, 2005

funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003

Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 28, 2007

Funch

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.

I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!

by Lloyd Floyd October 27, 2009

Funch

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."

by Amazing Dude December 9, 2012