Fuming

When something has annoyed you so much that you begin complaining, and your voice goes high-pitched and squeaky. It may involve loud sounds of irritation being produced as a result of this 'fuming' state.

Asha was so fuming yesterday, she said someone stole her carpi-sonnes. She made those weird sounds again, when she spoke.

by souljaboyA4 May 16, 2011

fummer

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

fomie

-An annoying person who thinks they are your homie, but in reality they are not.

-A person who pretends to be your homie, but on the real is using you for something and is not your homie.

Derives from the contraction of the words fake and homie.

Don keeps following me around, trying to hang with me and my crew. What a fomie!

Jose and I were hella tight for a week, but then he asked to borrow my credit card and he stole my identity and left the country. What a fomie!

by Radio Raheem August 2, 2006

Fumi-e

Japanese flat image of a Christian symbol, usually the crucifixion, designed to be stepped on. Suspected Christians were required to step on the representation of Jesus or the Virgin Mary to prove that they were not believers. At one point in Japan, Christians were persecuted by the Shogunate, because the Japanese feared that the influence of Christianity would make Japan too westernized. To be a Shintoist was to be loyal to Japan.

(fumi 'stepping-on' + e 'picture')

Fumi-e is pronounced "foo-mee-EH."

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 25, 2011

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

Fumbered

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018