FuckTurtle

Someone who fucks things up

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today

by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023

Fucktual

Something that includes an obscene amount of fuckery.

That Cannibal Corpse song is fucktual. Its full of so much fuckery, you cant even handle it. Its like fucked up porn with more fuckity fucked up fuckness.

by Fuck Punctuality November 6, 2011

fucktube

noun, the vagina

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuckmuppet

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

fuckupedness

A state of being fucked up.

There's no reason to propagate that old fuckupedness into this new version.

by Voytek June 25, 2008

fuckturtle

one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace

dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours

by Leaorem June 13, 2012

fucktuate

Similar to the word fluctuate, except in a sexual matter. Meaning when your performance in the bed is not as good one night as the last. When your performance fluctuates.

Girl: You were terrible last night!
Guy: I know, I fucktuated from the night before.
Girl 2: I can account for that!

by drfghj April 27, 2009