fucktion cup

When having sex and two parts, for example a stomach and back, press together so all the air comes out from between them and then when you pull away there is a strong suction, usually followed by a fart sound

OMFG, did you just fart?
No, we made a fucktion cup.

by The fucktion cup kid May 30, 2006

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

funktronic

genre that blends live funk and electronic music.

the stage was oozing with funktronic goodness.

by Alfonzo Carlton November 10, 2014

Fucktong

A word for a Thai vegetable vegetable Thai Pumpkin

I like to eat fucktong.
Or replace the F word in English. Good fucktong morning Duncan.

by bkk84 July 6, 2020

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!

by The Zunk December 17, 2010

fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.

(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!

by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010