Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

Fuckitarian by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

Fucktation 

A completely fucked up situation where you know shit is going to or already has hit the fan.

After 21 kettle one and seltzer drinks, this night is definitely going to be a fucktation.

Fucktation by Mistress Angelina September 22, 2017

Fucktifiarist 

One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

Fucktifiarist by Blakicedk August 15, 2018

Fucktardashian

Beyond fucktard, beyond Kardashian. When you are the king of douchebagastan and a complete fucktard you become a Fucktardashian.

After two minutes of watching Tiger King I decided Joe exotic is a fucktardashian.

Fucktardashian by John Lemmon April 21, 2020

fucktardation

When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.

Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.

fucktardation by ApeBeam June 5, 2018

fucktalicious 

Someone who is very, very attractive, and fuck-worthy

Ian is fucktalicious

fucktalicious by Kadaj May 28, 2007

fucktivities 

sex-related activities

I met a super hot and horny broad last night, we were doing all sorts of fucktivities till the morning.

fucktivities by mr6370 December 13, 2012