fuckmat 

ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for fucking.

This bitch sleeps on ah (fuckmat)

fuckmat by house Ru August 31, 2012

Neiman marcus muh fuckas 

Them muh fuckas that be shopping at that fuuf ass store neiman marcus. they be pocket watching way too much, you’ll never catch Yumpao in the flesh there

Them neiman marcus muh fuckas need to expand their medulla

Neiman marcus muh fuckas by Yumpao September 8, 2023

fuckmestuff 

Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.

"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.

fuckmestuff by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

Fuckmosis 

The acquisition of knowledge, skill, experience, and/or trade via sexual intercourse, of any kind, with another.

Instead of going to law school, I plan on getting my law degree through fuckmosis by screwing my attorney. A few shots of tequila is cheaper than 3 years of tuition.

Bob: After banging my doctor, do you think fuckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?

Todd: Fuck yes!

Tiffany: Are you certified to do my taxes?
Ashley: Yes... one whole week of screwing my CPA makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.

Fuckmosis by Black's Law February 28, 2011

Fucktastrophy 

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable

The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.

Fucktastrophy by Debdem September 22, 2020

fuckbast 

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.

Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!

fuckbast by ScottW April 27, 2006

fuckasaurus 

an obese woman who attempts to rape a man. after said rapage, she eats him cause she is no longer satisfied with other food

Kim is such a bad fuckasaurus, she never finishes the man.

fuckasaurus by Dylan Ver Way November 20, 2009