mentally frustrated

When your brain won't shut the fuck up , just cause you want to sleep.

Can't sleep I'm mentally frustrated

by Andy2009 September 21, 2016

sexually frustrated

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'

i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!

by jane_bond October 26, 2003

frustrated

To be horny but unable to satisfy those urges due to location, crowds, or lack of a lover.

Jill felt very frustrated while at the office since her boyfriend's teasing phonecall.

by Emma Jeannette December 4, 2007

Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006