Fruity Gordo

A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.

"Look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4L cask of Fruity Gordo"

by soozee71 January 10, 2012

Fruitny

The unforgivable act of claiming to be a fruit or that of a fruit flavor when in fact the fruit in question is artificial.

Put down that strawberry Pop-Tart, it has fruitny written all over it.

by Rossi-Nation August 26, 2013

fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”

Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!

by Aliglay July 14, 2023

stupid fruity swag

Any type of style or "swag" that makes use of flashy colors and/or is overly extravagant. Can apply to clothing, vehicles, etc.

OJ da Juiceman: Aye! Check the neon purple Chevy sittin on Starburst 22's.

Homie: Nigga that's some stupid fruity swag

by EmpireMonopoly October 19, 2012

Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

by DaBamBam December 2, 2010

Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.

Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"

by 5578 November 12, 2009

fruity loops

A downloadable music program used to recreate and make songs usually at your home computer

The famous rapper soulja boy used fruity loops for most of his beats including the hit song "crank that soulja boy"

by jalen brown November 8, 2007