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Virginia Fruit Bowl 

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

fruit punch bowl 

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

bowl of fruit 

Is when a man hangs a "moon", thus exposing his testicles and penis viewed from behind. The testicles and penis look like a "bowl of fruit".
I didnt mind whne John mooned us, but then i saw his bowl of fruit and had to look away!
bowl of fruit by bubba edwards November 9, 2007

FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017

California Fruitbowl 

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.
Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!