Fontbard

Someone or something that is fake, exaggerated, or overly performative, particularly when attempting to impress others. Consider it as "all show, no substance."

He posted a pic of him on a private jet, but it was just a stock photo. Total fontbards energy.

by clustifle649 February 13, 2025

Frontar

To front someone something, or lend

Me puedes a frontar $20 dólares

by Mr. E tufonix December 20, 2025

thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021

new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.

Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".

by QuacksO October 25, 2025